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weinerman-tested:

jaclcfrost:

the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

  • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
  • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
  • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
  • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
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ladugard:

The only nail polish for me
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deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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giliananderson:

yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.
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How to finger a girl 

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

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#really tho  

and suddenly i realised… 

denchgang:

…i was my own problematic fave

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thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Ian Parkin.
@ianparkintattoo
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