The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

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creepypasta time 


the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

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aquarius- 100% greatest. 

pisces- VERY nice. probably the best

aries- good for ramming into things i suppose

taurus- ok i guess

gemini- no

cancer- extra bad

leo- nice

virgo- bad

libra- sometimes they ok but tbh dont waste ur time….

scorpio- ok

sagittarius- evil

capricorn- worst

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#yeah tru  



aries - fucking weeb
taurus - otaku trash
gemini - sleeps w/ at least 2 waifu pillows
cancer - wants to be a mangaka
leo - entry level anime filth
virgo - likes sword art online
libra - owns all of evangelion on dvd
scorpio - subscribed to shonen jump
sagittarius - pocky eater
capricorn - wears neko ears to family events
aquarius - naruto runner
pisces - wapanese

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Romance is not dead.
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From Daniele Cavalli’s Instagram
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i was feeding a cow today and i can’t stop laughing at the picture i took
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you lost me at superwh

Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea

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So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This Drink Tastes Awful, But I Can’t Waste Alcohol: a sequel